Feel the love.

Wyatt:  Mommy, can I marry you?  Because you are so so so pretty!
Me: (With a melting heart)  Aww!  Yes, buddy.  And you are so handsome too!
Wyatt:  And I love you.  You are the sweetest girl ever!
Me:  Thank you so much, buddy!  You are too sweet!
- 5 minutes elapse -
Wyatt:  Mommy?
Me:  Yes, buddy?
Wyatt:  I just told you all that nice stuff so you would give me back my hippo.
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Callie:  Today is Valentine's Day!
Me:  No, it's not.  Tomorrow is Valentine's Day.
Callie:  Well, today is our Valentine's Day party in class.
Me:  No it's not.  It's tomorrow.
Callie:  No. It's today.
Me:  Callie, I'm the room mom.  I would know.
Callie:  But it's today.
Me:  Well, I'm not bringing in cupcakes and stuff until tomorrow so pretty much, your party is tomorrow.
Callie:  I'm just gonna see what happens at school.