Callie: "I don't like those things in the middle of the road."
Me: "What? The guard rails?"
Callie: "Yep."
Me: "Why?"
Callie: "Because they hurt me."
Me: "They hurt you? What do you mean they hurt you?"
Callie: "They hurt me when I jumped the guard rail. I landed on the other side of the road and the cars over there smooshed me."
Me: "Callie? What are you talking about?!"
Callie: "When I jumped the guard rail, the cars on the other side smooshed me. I should have gone over by the trees and stayed there. Then, I would have been safe. I'll do that next time."
Brent: "Callie? Are you talking about a dream?"
Callie: "No daddy. I was steering."
Brent and I just looked at each other like, 'what in the HELL is this kid talking about'?!?! She wouldn't drop it either and carried on for another 5 minutes about it. I had to pull a complete mental disconnect and just not think about it. It made me sick to my stomach. I just couldn't handle it. All I could think about was this little kid I remembered from Primetime a few years ago. (If you are interested enough to watch, don't forget Part 2 in the related videos sidebar.) We decided that this child isn't getting her driver's license until she's at least 40! Wow!
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