We only moved away from our chairs to eat, but we did find time to make it to the steam room and sauna just before dinner. After that, we spiffed up and took some formal pictures with Vadge just before we trotted off to the dining room and indulged in lobster.
We were on cloud nine until we stopped back by the room to quickly refill our mugs with smuggled alcohol when we noticed that VADGE HAD BEEN KIDNAPPED!The profanities that spewed forth from Lauren’s mouth were so obscene that she had me rolling on the floor, laughing so hard that I couldn’t even catch my breath! She was PISSED! Our Vadge was kidnapped and she wanted someone to PAY! Granted, we were both two-sheets-to-the-wind, but we were not a fan of the towel animal we found in her place. We wanted our Vadge BACK! NOW!
This is Roid - the intruder that was found in Vadge's place and whom I endearingly named after, uhhhh… anal issues. (Let's just leave it at that.) Yes, Roid is cute. But he sure as hell was no Vadge. I tried comforting Lauren by telling her that Roid might be Vadge reincarnated, but she was reluctant to full-heartedly believe it and both of us agreed that we would never know. She was probably already in a washing machine somewhere. Poor Vadge! We headed back out of our room again, sad and nostalgic. We would try and befriend the bunny in the morning.Thankfully, we drank-er-down, and were good to go again by the time we reached the elevators. We were looking to boogie and we meant business! We ended the very late night at the club on the boat only after visiting every single cheesy photographer with their 80s backgrounds that insisted on posing us in the lamest positions ever.
L-A-M-E!
L-A-M-E!In da club - 'Diamonds are Forever'.
2 comments:
Ok- I had beer goggles on myself when we got ready that night! I look BUTT! Haha! Goodtimes!
You didn't look butt! And hey, at least you didn't wear your dress backwards!!!!
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