Two seconds later, I heard the unmistakable sound of a heaving cat that was getting ready to barf all over my very fuzzy new blanket. Panicked, I sat straight up in bed and held my hands under his mouth while I screamed at Brent to grab a towel. Brent was in a half-awake stupor and was still trying to figure out what the hell was going on when the cat barfed in my cupped hands.
It was a big juicy load including a massive hair ball like someone had cleaned out their shower drain and dropped the contents of that into my hands. My skin was crawling with gross-induced-anxiety and I was horrified as I felt it seeping between my fingers and dripping onto the bed. Also, I know Tony well enough to assume that there was going to be an encore presentation, so I continued shouting at Brent to help me. He just kinda stood there like a deer caught in headlights while he watched me catch another round of chunky cat bile.
Believe me, it was a foul way to wake up.
The End.
3 comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH that is so funny.... I have caught kid puke before but never animal puke!!! And yes, that is Ant's girlfriend, Lindsey, she is great!!!
Holy cow, this is way worse than feeling/catching baby puke! If your cat did hit the blanket, may I recommend the following cleaners to remove puke/whatever other nasty bodily fluid from carpet/cloth thingies. If you can throw whatever has been soiled in the washing machine, I like Oxyclean spray (it will work on dried things too) and if you can't throw it in the wash, I love Capture (it's a powder/spray combo).
I am in tears!! This has to be one of the best stories. Sadly, I am use to the sound of cat puke. I don't even think I bother to open an eye anymore when I hear the heaving cat. It is amazing how gross a cat can be at times. Mine still thinks that the litter box is not some place that the poop goes. The floor right next to the litter box is so much better.
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